there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

"can you get syphilis from reading about history"

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according to popular show like pretty little liars

teen girls dress like this everyday


with a completely different outfit every single day never wearing the same thing


at school


and they are all flawlessly beautiful and have impeccable bodies


u know what teenage girls really look like?


or this


or this


and wear shit like this


adn this


why is it so fucking hard to have a show that portrays girls in a realistic flawed way. why do we keep lying to ourselves so much

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I’m sorry but this is fucking awesome. There are celebrities who have been around 20 years longer than he has who can’t handle the press this well. His focus never wavers from his fans, and he manages to flatline a tabloid story with complete class and no confrontation.

Master communicator and unyieldingly reasonable guy Darren Criss, ladies and gentlemen. 

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We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
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Hello, September

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One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous

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everettmicheles asked: 6 or 9 gifs of crisscolfer

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how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

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when ur followers reblog something from you and add terrible commentary


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so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 

I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

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favourite glee characters: kurt hummel
"I’m proud to be different. It’s the best thing about me."

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