Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006
"The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique."
- Walt Disney
you, me, and
“Some people are worth melting for.”
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING
Ever get the feeling someone looks familiar?
and suddenly, it hits you
Choo choo motherfucker
"My mom always gets on my case ‘cause at meals I always eat super fast, and she’s like ‘you don’t take time to enjoy your meal!’ and I’m like ‘no, I enjoy the crap outta that meal, that’s why I ate it so fast!"
judas was creepy as fuck
Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."
Judas just looks like a fangirl that gets a little too attached to Jesus and needs to tone it down, and the look on Jesus’ face says it all.
u kno all the good urls are taken when